Everything i know about celebrities – a short list

Everything i know about celebrities – a short list:

1. Celebrities come in all shapes and sizes.
2. All celebrities are rich, beautiful and have lovely teeth.
3. All celebrities lead exciting and full lifes and go to parties every night.
4. Celebrities can only hang out with other celebrities.
5. All celebrities can do anything.
6. Celebrities are just like you and me but with a weakness for crack-cocaine.
7. All celebrities are called Pete.

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