A reward is offered for the known whereabouts of the below

Missing, one large, slightly used, bright yellowish, heavy, heavenly body, last seen somewhere to the West of here. If anyone has accidently put it in their pocket, or are holding onto it for a rainy day, please see it’s returned to the North – immediately. Signed A concerned well-wisher.  

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11 responses to “A reward is offered for the known whereabouts of the below

  1. It passed by here sometime yesterday, I think it was heading West. xx

  2. Dear Concerned Well-Wisher,

    I am led to believe by concerned residents of Halifax that my labrador may have in fact eaten it. Though there is currently no absolute proof of this, he eats most things and therefore I believe the sun to be no obstacle to him with his stomach of reinforced steel. The effect of swallowing a fiery supernova is yet to present any symptoms in the patient. Following his morning movement tomorrow, I will be able to confirm whether the weather is just sh1t or indeed is in the sh1t!

    Yours,

    H.Bread

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